If Tabloid Editors wrote song titles...
15/06/2014
Shock! Horror!
A poke at the sensationalist tendencies of Tabloid newspaper headlines;
as applied to a few song titles.
as applied to a few song titles.
Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock: Teen Idol In Prison Riot Nightmare!
Queen - We Are The Champions: Football Fans Embrace Gay Icon
(From album "News Of The World",
named after an English Tabloid)
Neil Young - Motorcycle Mama: Top Muso Spurns Junkie Biker Chick!
Pink Floyd - Arnold Layne: Clothesline Pervert Washes Up In Jail!
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping: No Remorse For Drunken Teen Revellers
Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It): Ditched Bitch: "Yo, I'm No Ho!"
Tom Jones - Delilah: Knife at Dawn: Jealous Lover Holed Up!
The Police - Every Breath You Take: "You're Mine!" Cries Creepy Stalker
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time: Jilted Schoolgirl Begs For Boyfriend
Prince - Purple Rain: Diminutive Popster Hallucinates Weather
The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The UK: Anarchists Strike With Structured Song!
James Blunt - You're Beautiful: Wimp Rewrites "Hello, I Love You"
Queen - We Are The Champions: Football Fans Embrace Gay Icon
(From album "News Of The World",
named after an English Tabloid)
Neil Young - Motorcycle Mama: Top Muso Spurns Junkie Biker Chick!
Pink Floyd - Arnold Layne: Clothesline Pervert Washes Up In Jail!
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping: No Remorse For Drunken Teen Revellers
Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It): Ditched Bitch: "Yo, I'm No Ho!"
Tom Jones - Delilah: Knife at Dawn: Jealous Lover Holed Up!
The Police - Every Breath You Take: "You're Mine!" Cries Creepy Stalker
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time: Jilted Schoolgirl Begs For Boyfriend
Prince - Purple Rain: Diminutive Popster Hallucinates Weather
The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The UK: Anarchists Strike With Structured Song!
James Blunt - You're Beautiful: Wimp Rewrites "Hello, I Love You"