Astoundingly Obvious Facts
Half of the people you meet will be below average.
A dog cannot see the back of its head.
If a supermarket has 10 checkouts, nine times out of ten you will not be in the shortest queue.
If a plague killing 0.1% of the population doubles every day, by the ninth day half the people will be dead, but on the tenth day EVERYONE will be dead.
30 of 180 degrees of your eye's horizontal field is obscured by your nose.
Keeping things passes information to the future.
The future is neither foreseeable nor predictable. Therefore Financial Advisers are a waste of space. (Link diverts. Looks like Star Capital got taken over or something.)
"The investigation of more than 1.5 million consensus estimates over a time frame of more than 33 years showed that the absolute earnings forecast error 12 months before the report date was more than 30%".
Any god there might be needs a PR agent, since none is able even to convince us of its existence.
Even an 8629-word Wikipedia entry can't come to any conclusion. "Arguments for and against the existence of God have been proposed by philosophers, theologians, scientists, and others for thousands of years." We are asked to believe an omniscient, omnipotent being exists which to date has been unable to make its own existence obvious to us. Yeah, right.
You wouldn't be you without a lot that isn't you.
There are roughly "ten times as many bacteria as human cells in the body, .... The mass of microorganisms are estimated to account for 1-3% total body mass."
Seeing other drivers make mistakes every day doesn't prove you are a good driver.
You might make one mistake in a hundred trips, but each day you see thousands of other drivers, naturally you will see a mistake by them more often than by you.
A dog cannot see the back of its head.
If a supermarket has 10 checkouts, nine times out of ten you will not be in the shortest queue.
If a plague killing 0.1% of the population doubles every day, by the ninth day half the people will be dead, but on the tenth day EVERYONE will be dead.
30 of 180 degrees of your eye's horizontal field is obscured by your nose.
Keeping things passes information to the future.
The future is neither foreseeable nor predictable. Therefore Financial Advisers are a waste of space. (Link diverts. Looks like Star Capital got taken over or something.)
"The investigation of more than 1.5 million consensus estimates over a time frame of more than 33 years showed that the absolute earnings forecast error 12 months before the report date was more than 30%".
Any god there might be needs a PR agent, since none is able even to convince us of its existence.
Even an 8629-word Wikipedia entry can't come to any conclusion. "Arguments for and against the existence of God have been proposed by philosophers, theologians, scientists, and others for thousands of years." We are asked to believe an omniscient, omnipotent being exists which to date has been unable to make its own existence obvious to us. Yeah, right.
You wouldn't be you without a lot that isn't you.
There are roughly "ten times as many bacteria as human cells in the body, .... The mass of microorganisms are estimated to account for 1-3% total body mass."
Seeing other drivers make mistakes every day doesn't prove you are a good driver.
You might make one mistake in a hundred trips, but each day you see thousands of other drivers, naturally you will see a mistake by them more often than by you.
Captain Obvious has obviously beaten me at this:
“People all over the world will have to purchase a new calendar within the next twelve months.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Within two to three years the price of stamps will increase by an amount.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Someone will die today.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Someone will be born today.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“You will eat food within the next thirty days.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
Obviously you need to click here for more astoundingly obvious facts on the Captain Obvious page at the Uncyclopedia.
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Within two to three years the price of stamps will increase by an amount.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Someone will die today.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“Someone will be born today.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
“You will eat food within the next thirty days.”
~ Captain Obvious on the future
Obviously you need to click here for more astoundingly obvious facts on the Captain Obvious page at the Uncyclopedia.